Fauxccasional Poems

In Fauxccasional Poems, Daniel Scott Tysdal imagines himself into poetic voices not his own, writing to commemorate events that never occurred, for the posterity of alternative universes — and the delight of our own. From the reign of the first philosopher king once envisioned by Plato, to the twelfth-century Iroquois colonization of Europe, to Barack Obama’s career as a poet, to the lasting peace to come under the rule of the Democratic Kampuchea Global Party, Tysdal envisions the paths not taken and what might have been. In these poems, the crew of the Enola Gay refuse to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, John F. Kennedy evades assassination, and Karl Marx moonlights as an agent provocateur for a capitalist consortium.

In a dizzying display of poetic insight, technical prowess, and playful parody, Fauxccasional Poems brings these alternate universes to life, forcing the reader to ponder the contingency of history and how each moment brings us to a thousand turning points. Despite our certainties, nothing is ever as it seems, and the future unfolds against our best designs. History is an unreliable vessel for the upwelling of our deepest hopes and fears, and in Tysdal’s hands poetry shakes history by the lapels and shouts, "Wake up! Your time is now!"


Daniel Scott Tysdal

Daniel Scott Tysdal is an award-winning writer, filmmaker, and teacher. He is the author of three poetry collections, including the ReLit Award-winning Predicting the Next Big Advertising Breakthrough Using a Potentially Dangerous Method and the widely acclaimed Fauxccasional Poems, as well as the poetry textbook The Writing Moment and the viral-trending TEDx talk “Everything You Need to Write a Poem (and How It Can Save a Life).” Tysdal teaches at the University of Toronto Scarborough.
Chapter Title Contents Contributors Pages Year Price


Last Poem – New World – Sonnet 155 – Burned at the Man – Chant d’amour pour l’Armée du Rhin – On Your Headcanon – War! War! War! – Bees … 26 $2.60


The Hand of Faith – Lo- Shell – Revolution (Tweetych) – Keep Our Country Clean! – The Discovery of Love, Excerpts from an Endless Oral History – Tell Me How – … 28 $2.80


The Taliban Are the Most Famous Poets in America – Inside Job – The Messengers – Detroit City Meets the Invisible Hand – The King of Camelot – 92,955,807 Miles … 27 $2.70